Tutorial: How To Take Care Of
Your New Perky-Pet Hummingbird Feeder
Step 1: Place a towel, old rag, or plastic bag in front of one of your vehicle’s tires.
Step 2: Carefully arrange your Perky-Pet feeder on top of the towel, old rag, or plastic bag.
Step 3: Place board on top of your Perky-Pet feeder (optional).
Step 4: Start vehicle and drive forward.
Step 5: Repeat as necessary, moving vehicle back and forth.
Step 5: Drop a big rock on your Perky-Pet feeder.
Other methods may be employed such as jumping on the feeder, hitting it repeatedly with a sledge, clamping it in a vise and applying a power drill or saw, or mailing it to a fellow birdlover whom you’d like to push over the edge.
rvsue
Canine Corner: “Priorities” by Bridget and Spike
“Spike, wake up! Wake up!”
“Wha? Huh? What’s up, babe?”
“It’s RVSue. She’s been outside throwing rocks at the birdfeeder.”
“You woke me up for that? Gee, Bridge, I was sleepin’ so good.”
“Well, shouldn’t we do something? She’s looking kind of weird. I’m worried.”
“Naw. Go back to sleep. There’s nothing we can do. Besides, it wouldn’t be right to waste this sunbeam.”
“Yawn. I guess you’re right, Spike. Shove over. You’re hogging the bed . . . . “
rvsue and her canine crew 