Tutorial: How To Take Care Of
Your New Perky-Pet Hummingbird Feeder
Step 1: Place a towel, old rag, or plastic bag in front of one of your vehicle’s tires.
Step 2: Carefully arrange your Perky-Pet feeder on top of the towel, old rag, or plastic bag.
Step 3: Place board on top of your Perky-Pet feeder (optional).
Step 4: Start vehicle and drive forward.
Step 5: Repeat as necessary, moving vehicle back and forth.
Step 5: Drop a big rock on your Perky-Pet feeder.
Other methods may be employed such as jumping on the feeder, hitting it repeatedly with a sledge, clamping it in a vise and applying a power drill or saw, or mailing it to a fellow birdlover whom you’d like to push over the edge.
Canine Corner: “Priorities” by Bridget and Spike
“Wha? Huh? What’s up, babe?”
“It’s RVSue. She’s been outside throwing rocks at the birdfeeder.”
“You woke me up for that? Gee, Bridge, I was sleepin’ so good.”
“Naw. Go back to sleep. There’s nothing we can do. Besides, it wouldn’t be right to waste this sunbeam.”
“Yawn. I guess you’re right, Spike. Shove over. You’re hogging the bed . . . . “