rvsue and her canine crew

Spike’s New Year Resolutions

“Heh, heh, heh .. . She won’t get me.”

1)  I hereby resolve . . . to stop running off when rvsue isn’t looking, and then pretending not to hear her calling me, instead picking up the pace to keep ten feet ahead of her while she runs behind me, looking like a fool.

2)  I hereby resolve . . .  to admit I have a problem with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and stop licking Bridget’s ears, teeth, and face several times every day.

3)  I hereby resolve . . .  to let Bridget have some time with the chew bones.

4)  I hereby resolve . . .  to stop eating some of Bridget’s supper, even though, Lord knows, it would do her good to cut back.  Have you seen her butt?

Bridget’s New Year Resolutions

“I try to be good, but it’s not easy with Spike around.”

1)  I hereby resolve . . . to stop giving rvsue an icy stare with beady eyes when she’s trying to eat.  I will also refrain from letting out a bark every time she takes a bite.

2)  I hereby resolve . . . to stop covering for Spike and let rvsue know the minute he tries to sneak off somewhere.

3)  I hereby resolve . . . to ignore Spike’s hurtful comments and to accept my body as it is.

4)  I hereby resolve . . . to rip his face off if he says one more thing about my butt.

Spike’s additional New Year Resolutions

5)  I hereby resolve . . .  to lick Bridget’s ears whenever I feel like it because she’s an annoying little sister that I didn’t ask for.

6)  I hereby resolve . . . just try squealing on me you little brat . . .

Bridget’s additional New Year Resolutions

“At least my farts don’t smell!”

5)  I hereby resolve . . . to get my jaws on every chew bone and chew my little heart out on it and then bury it in the dirt and cover it with leaves so Spike can’t find it.

Oh, by the way, did you know Spike farts in bed?

“All right you two!  That’s enough!”

rvsue